Charge of the Moa Brigade

Posted: July 13, 2014 in Eve Online
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So our corp left Nulli and is currently chilling in Caldari Faction Warfare to just depressurize, hang out, and prepare to move back out into the swing of things in Null sec. We are in a small alliance with a newbros corp, and another pvp corp. That being said we created several doctrines to roll around FW space with and cause general mayhem.

We have been in FW for all of, maybe two-three days and we get batphoned to help save the Amarr gents who are pushing Huola. Naturally we do what anyone would do, and show up firing like a blind retarded monkey spinning in circles with an automated bazooka. Night 1, lotsa kills ensu. Night 2, I take the reigns and FC a Moa railgun fleet.

We bridge to a semi-nearby system and head towards destination. Nothing exciting happens for the most part, and we jump into Huola. Local is roughly 230 or so, which for a low sec is pretty serious bizniss. There is a friendly fleet of Harpies and a hostile fleet of cruisers / kitchen sink items. Once it is discovered where they are, by.. d scanning a giant gang in the Large, we warp in screaming Rob Giles is our savior.

We land about 40 off the fleet, so we anchor up, and I begin calling primaries in a clam, professional, very relaxed manner. It sounded sort of like the Micromachine man for you old school gents out there.

Targets start popping like crazy, we close and pull range over and over again, some of it I even managed to accomplish on purpose. We killed between 30-40 ships, and my fleet lost a grand total of….. one Moa. A single brave Moa, who did not believe in the broadcast need shield command, and chose to valiantly die in a fire rather than click a single button to save his life. This fine gentleman, single handily turned us from a perfect fight of epic pwnage… to just a good fight where we still took losses…. but I digress.

This is sorta the battle report, it’s all jacked up and shows fights for an extended period of time, but the important thing to note is the lack of red in Bohica Empire and how sexy that Kasken fellow is.

It felt good to FC an actual fight again though, lately all I have been able to FC is myself in a frigate against other people in a frigate, which usually involves me saying important things like, Oh dang, I’m gonna die.

The sad thing is, even though in the last two nights we got tons of kills in Huola, done lotsa stuff to help out the Amarr militia… that system was 0% contested last night. Le Sigh.

Until Next Time,

Fly Dangerously My Friends…


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